Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied.
Otto von Bismarck
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
The nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people.
Lucille S. Harper
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert A. Heinlein
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.
Tobias George Smolett
It is easier to stay out than get out.
I think; therefore, I'm single.
"For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so."
- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet, II.ii
"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
- William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. Robert Bloch